- That time truly flies and people were not exaggerating when they said “they grow up so fast”
- That life really does change when you look at that tiny bundle and suddenly realise you are responsible for another human being
- That one so small can create so much poo
- That irony is not lost on babies
- That boys WILL wee on you as soon as you remove their nappy
- That no matter what colour you dress your child in, people will always think they are of the opposite sex
- That second hand is not second best
- That it will take 30 minutes more than you allowed to get out of the house
- That babies smelled so good after a bath
- That sleep is for the weak
- That colic does get better
- That cold tea is all I will drink for months and to invest in a thermos cup
- That LEGO is a weapon
- That poo could be such a funny word to toddlers and boys of all ages
- That it is OK to get angry
- That I will never again be able to go to the toilet in peace
- That I would know The Hungary Caterpillar off by heart
- That I would cry on their first day at Preschool
- That DVD’s do not wear out though repetitive play even if you wish they would
- That nativities are so emotional
- That is it perfectly acceptable to get sick of cooking and preparing meals
- That it is natural to live in constant fear of something bad happening to your child
- That it is not acceptable to fancy one of the presenters of CBebbies
- Daytime naps for Mummy as well as baby are totally acceptable
- That the odd jar of baby food and bit of salt will not harm your child
- That saying no to homework is OK
- That the cleaning can wait
- That it is not a sign of weakness to ask for help
- That weetabix dries like concrete, so wipe it up quickly
- That when people are starring at your whilst your child is having a tantrum are actually thinking “oh no, poor woman” rather than “gosh what a crap mother”
- That I would be a better parent for having some me time
- That being a parent is the hardest, but most rewarding job in the world
This post is my entry into the Aptaclub ‘If Only I’d Known…’ competition
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