My boys love jokes and now as they are getting older their jokes are actually laugh out loud funny most of the time. We have pulled together some of our favorite back to school jokes. Perfect for popping in school bags and into lunch boxes.
What kind of school do you go to if you’re an ice cream man?
A boy returns home from his first day of school, and his mother asks, “What did you learn today?”
“Not enough,” he replies. “They said I have to go back tomorrow.
Teacher: How can you make so many mistakes in just one day ?
Pupil: I get up early !
Teacher: Andrew, where is your homework?
Pupil I ate it.
Pupil: You said it was piece of cake!
Why was the teacher wearing sunglasses to school?
She had bright students!
Who the king of all school stationery?
What food do math teachers eat?
Why didn’t the sun go to college?
Because it already had a million degrees!
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years at C!
Why did the student throw his watch out of the school window?
He wanted to see time fly.
Why were the early days of history called the dark ages?
Because there were so many knights!
“Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning”
We will have the other half this afternoon.
Why was the teacher cross-eyed?
She couldn’t control her pupils!
What happened to the plant in math class?
It grew square roots.
Which hand is it better to write with?
Neither, you should use a pen!
What do you do if a teacher rolls her eyes at you?
Pick them up and roll them back to her!
What kind of school do you go to if you’r a surfer?
Why would a music teacher might need a ladder?
The reach the high notes.
Why is a math book always unhappy?
Because it always has lots of problems
What makes a Cyclops such an effective teacher?
He has only one pupil.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9
What is a math teacher’s favorite food?
Pupil: Would you punish me for something I didn’t do?
Teacher: Of course not.
Pupil: Good, because I didn’t do my homework.
What is snake’s favorite subject?
Why did the two 4’s skip lunch?
They already 8
What do librarians take with them when they go fishing?
Teacher: Why did you eat your homework?
Pupil: Because I don’t have a dog.
What’s a teacher’s favorite nation?
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the school dance?
He didn’t have anyBODY to take.
Who succeeded the first Emperor of Rome?
Pupil: The second one!
Why aren’t you doing very well in history?
Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!
Looking for more kids jokes
I love these printable knock knock jokes from Happy Go Lucky.
How about these fab free printable lunch bag jokes from Emily Beale
Nurturestore has 24 Christmas jokes perfect for advent calenders.
Teach Mama has super silly lunchbox jokes
Lunch jokes for kids from Blooming Homstead
Play Activities has 20 funny jokes
Kindergarten Basics has lunchbox notes and jokes
Over 50 kid friendly lunch box jokes from Lasso the Moon
More jokes for lunch boxes from The Taylor House
Here are the MiniMads favorite joke books