My boys love jokes and now as they are getting older their school jokes actually laugh out loud funny most of the time. We have pulled together some of our favourites back to school jokes. Perfect for popping in school bags and into lunch boxes.

Do you make your kids lunches or are they on school dinners? We love adding a lunch box note and lunch box joke into my kids lunches So I have these printable jokes for you to add to your kids school lunches.
School Jokes are perfect Lunch box Jokes
What kind of school do you go to if you’re an ice cream man?
Sundae school.
A boy returns home from his first day of school, and his mother asks, “What did you learn today?”
“Not enough,” he replies. “They said I have to go back tomorrow.
Teacher: How can you make so many mistakes in just one day ?
Pupil: I get up early !
Teacher: Andrew, where is your homework?
Pupil I ate it.
Teacher: Why?!
Pupil: You said it was piece of cake!
Why was the teacher wearing sunglasses to school?
She had bright students!
Who the king of all school stationery?
The ruler.
What food do math teachers eat?
Square meals!
Why didn’t the sun go to college?
Because it already had a million degrees!
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years at C!
Why did the student throw his watch out of the school window?
He wanted to see time fly.
Why were the early days of history called the dark ages?
Because there were so many knights!
“Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning”
We will have the other half this afternoon.
Why was the teacher cross-eyed?
She couldn’t control her pupils!
What happened to the plant in math class?
It grew square roots.
Which hand is it better to write with?
Neither, you should use a pen!
What do you do if a teacher rolls her eyes at you?
Pick them up and roll them back to her!
What kind of school do you go to if you’r a surfer?
Boarding school
Why would a music teacher might need a ladder?
The reach the high notes.
Why is a math book always unhappy?
Because it always has lots of problems
What makes a Cyclops such an effective teacher?
He has only one pupil.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9
What is a math teacher’s favorite food?
Pi!
Pupil: Would you punish me for something I didn’t do?
Teacher: Of course not.
Pupil: Good, because I didn’t do my homework.
What is snake’s favorite subject?
Hiss-tory!
Why did the two 4’s skip lunch?
They already 8
What do librarians take with them when they go fishing?
Bookworms!
Teacher: Why did you eat your homework?
Pupil: Because I don’t have a dog.
What’s a teacher’s favorite nation?
Expla-nation.
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the school dance?
He didn’t have anyBODY to take.
Who succeeded the first Emperor of Rome?
Pupil: The second one!
Why aren’t you doing very well in history?
Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!
Looking for more kids jokes

I love these printable knock knock jokes from Happy Go Lucky.
How about these fab free printable lunch bag jokes from Emily Beale
Nurturestore has 24 Christmas jokes perfect for advent calenders.
Kids Activities Blog has 35 Jokes to make kids laugh and Kids Animal Jokes
Teach Mama has super silly lunchbox jokes
Lunch jokes for kids from Blooming Homstead
Play Activities has 20 funny jokes
Kindergarten Basics has lunchbox notes and jokes
Over 50 kid friendly lunch box jokes from Lasso the Moon
More jokes for lunch boxes from The Taylor House
Here are the MiniMads favorite joke books

Oh my. Some blasts from the past there. My 3 boys will love them!
I loved the ruler joke and I think it is such a great idea to include jokes for the children so they can see them during their school day. Has inspired me to do similar and perhaps include some inspirational quotes too.
Brilliant! I will make sure my twins are all armed with fun and ready to go 😉
hahaha! Brilliant!
Thanks for hosting!
What a great idea, putting notes into their lunch boxes x
For the last two days we have been subjected to my 7 year old who has found an old joke book and keeps reading us joke after joke!! I should so put these in his lunch box – he would love it!
The girls will love these! We have quite a few joke books and they both fight over who is going to read first!
Groan!! Some corkers there. It’s a lovely idea to put a little joke in your children’s lunch boxes.
Great jokes! I wonder if I could translate them in Spanish so my son could enjoy. Some of them would work, I think.
Isaac is obsessed with joke telling at the moment – will show him these in the morning as need some new ones!