I am a supermum 23

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I am supermum, I wear my pants on the outside of my trousers.

I am supermum, I cry when I have run out of milk for my tea.

I am supermum, I sometimes give my kids cereal for dinner.

I am supermum, I play football with my kids on the beach.

I am supermum, I didn’t scream the last time I stood on LEGO.

I am supermum, I have never seen the bottom of the laundry basket.

I am supermum, both my boys have clean underwear on today.

I am supermum, I embrace the glitter.

I am supermum, I refuse to lose at board games.

I am supermum, I cook meals from scratch.

I am supermum, I embarrass my children by singing the wrong words to current songs.

I am supermum, I hide the children’s chocolate and eat it when they are in bed.

I am supermum, I have a nerf dart in my handbag.

I am supermum, I love cricket.

I am supermum, we eat dinner together.

I am supermum, I keep the sharpies out of the kids reach.

I am supermum, You can find me crying in the toilets.

I am supermum, tonight I survived a reluctant sleeper.

I am supermum, pancakes are a food group – right?

I am supermum, the beds got made today.

I am supermum, I counted to ten before screaming.

I am supermum, I used disposable nappies and formula fed.

I am a supermum, my kids do chores.

I am supermum, I co-sleep.

I am supermum, I have me-time.

I am supermum, I have dragged my child kicking and screaming from soft play.

I am supermum, my kids eat their greens.

I am supermum, I have bribed my kids with treats.

I am supermum, I have hidden in the loo with wine.

I am supermum, my kids and husband always come first.

I am supermum, I make mistakes.

I am supermum, I involve my kids in everyday stuff.

I am supermum, I am often late.

I am supermum, I make smoothies with spinach in for my kids.

I am supermum, I am permanently sleep deprived.

I am supermum, we run out of toothpaste.

I am supermum, I don’t take myself too seriously.

I am supermum, I am the cat’s pyjamas.

I am supermum, so are you!

Supermum

 


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