I am supermum, I wear my pants on the outside of my trousers.
I am supermum, I cry when I have run out of milk for my tea.
I am supermum, I sometimes give my kids cereal for dinner.
I am supermum, I play football with my kids on the beach.
I am supermum, I didn’t scream the last time I stood on LEGO.
I am supermum, I have never seen the bottom of the laundry basket.
I am supermum, both my boys have clean underwear on today.
I am supermum, I embrace the glitter.
I am supermum, I refuse to lose at board games.
I am supermum, I cook meals from scratch.
I am supermum, I embarrass my children by singing the wrong words to current songs.
I am supermum, I hide the children’s chocolate and eat it when they are in bed.
I am supermum, I have a nerf dart in my handbag.
I am supermum, I love cricket.
I am supermum, we eat dinner together.
I am supermum, I keep the sharpies out of the kids reach.
I am supermum, You can find me crying in the toilets.
I am supermum, tonight I survived a reluctant sleeper.
I am supermum, pancakes are a food group – right?
I am supermum, the beds got made today.
I am supermum, I counted to ten before screaming.
I am supermum, I used disposable nappies and formula fed.
I am a supermum, my kids do chores.
I am supermum, I co-sleep.
I am supermum, I have me-time.
I am supermum, I have dragged my child kicking and screaming from soft play.
I am supermum, my kids eat their greens.
I am supermum, I have bribed my kids with treats.
I am supermum, I have hidden in the loo with wine.
I am supermum, my kids and husband always come first.
I am supermum, I make mistakes.
I am supermum, I involve my kids in everyday stuff.
I am supermum, I am often late.
I am supermum, I make smoothies with spinach in for my kids.
I am supermum, I am permanently sleep deprived.
I am supermum, we run out of toothpaste.
I am supermum, I don’t take myself too seriously.
I am supermum, I am the cat’s pyjamas.
I am supermum, so are you!
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