The things they say and do – The joke edition 9

Children and jokes.  I am not sure that the boys really get jokes.  They have up until now made up ones that made very little sence to me or anyone else for that matter, but had then rolling in the aisle.

But the times they are a changing…………………..

Maxi: Knock Knock

Mini: Who’s there?

Maxi: Love

Mini: Love who?

Maxi: Love you too

Then they both kiss!

Mini: Knock, knock

Maxi: Who’s there?

Mini: Atish

Maxi: Atish who?

Mini: Bless you

At this point they are laughing so much one of the boys has rolled off my bed, as they were telling jokes before bed, whilst I cleaned the bath.

Mini:  Mummy, we have a joke for you!  Knock, knock

Me: Who’s there

Mini: Banana

Me: Banana Who?

Maxi: Banana

Me: Banana who?


Me: Staring to get exasperated now Banana Who?

Maxi: Orange

Me: Orange who?

Mini: Orange you glad we didn’t say banana again!